RU4Real???

The real deal is this!

We can wake up in the morning and put in our fake colored eyes with special contact lenses,

then put on our fake wigs and hair pieces (so our fake lips, breasts, pectorals and eyelashes look super!), put some fake (chemical soup) sweetener in our coffee, get in our plastic cars (no more metal cars soon since they are too heavy) and go to work,

eat some fake fast food for lunch ( it was made in a factory and molecularly resembles plastic), leave work to go to the beach after spraying on our fake tan so we look good. Drink an energy drink made of mostly sugar and contains no "real" energy( Rockstar won Men's Health Magazine's "Worst Energy Drink Available" because one can equals 6 Krispy Creme Glazed Donuts!

The drugs we take are made to imitate what nature does with hardly any effort.

Then we text our friends and speak a fake language called txt lingo so that we have mostly forgotten how to have a real conversation (or is that a convo)! When we are face to face we say things like OMG to each other and can't find words to say. We sit across the table from our maybe fake date and say "Hold on I got a txt", so much for getting to know your date!

Then we try to maybe pray to God (unless God forbid, He is fake too) and can't string together enough real words of thanks, praise, and requests for him to understand us! Thank goodness he knows our hearts (unless those are fake by now too)!

Next time you buy from a restraunt, ask for the menu with the "real food" on it. You'll get a chuckle from the confused look you get.

If this offended someone out there, please forgive me for stepping on your toes, this is in no way an attack on those with prosthetics that blessedly allow them to lead a whole and healthy life. There is a time and place for everything (even fake things).

And yes, the above photograph is real. I took it myself in Dangriga, Belize, Central America 2010.